awaitingalbion: (that murmer soon replies)
awaitingalbion ([personal profile] awaitingalbion) wrote2010-04-10 11:28 pm

eight >> audio

[Merlin clears his throat, steading the journal in front of him.]

I would like to say that the Lady Morgana has just arrived in Luceti. [He pauses, trying to begin again with less strain within his voice.] I would hope that people could try and help her adjust to captiv--life, here.

[It is perhaps a pointless formality, but Merlin is feeling guilty about a number of things. Chiefly, how he had last seen the Uther's ward before being dragged into this world. Luckily, it looked as though Morgana was from well before that day. But he was also feeling guilty about the kind of life Morgana was now thrust into--and without Gwen, although she had been here so recently.]

Also...[now more self-conscious than strained. Also, I was wondering if anyone could provide some kind of lesson or instruction for the devices that have recently appeared in the kitchen.

[He wants to provide a proper meal for the apartment's newest resident. Something beyond the bread and cheese that has been sustaining Merlin. He hasn't yet tried to conquer the stove.]

[identity profile] hippocraticly.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, don't believe me? I can show you my credentials, if you want.

[identity profile] awaitingalbion.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I believe you. I'm just...impressed.

[He's not even fibbing, McCoy. He is genuinely amazed by these devices.]

[identity profile] hippocraticly.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Impressed? It must be a leap from all the cauldrons and washing racks. This feels more like home than it ever was before.

[ Ah, security. ] Does your new housemate share your enthusiasm?

[identity profile] awaitingalbion.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't introduced her to the kitchen, yet.

[identity profile] awaitingalbion.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
In Gwen's absence, I am the only servant from the castle that is here for Lady Morgana. Which means that I'm on kitchen duty.

[There's nothing gentlemanly about it.]

[identity profile] hippocraticly.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Right, right... I keep forgetting about that.

[identity profile] awaitingalbion.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Merlin doesn't.]

But I'm afraid I'm much better at polishing armour than I am at preparing meals for the king's ward. [And he's not even very good at armour polishing, sans magic.]

[identity profile] hippocraticly.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Bless him. ]

Two words, kid: take out.

[identity profile] hippocraticly.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Food. There are plenty of people with restaurants here.

[identity profile] awaitingalbion.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That might actually work.

[This is the sound of his mental gears a-whirring.]

[identity profile] hippocraticly.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't go amiss with some red rice.

[identity profile] awaitingalbion.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Red rice? [He sounds unconvinced.]

[identity profile] hippocraticly.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Crushed tomatoes, smoked sausage and green peppers and onions and tabasco sauce; delicious.

[identity profile] hippocraticly.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
... You really can't cook, huh.

[identity profile] awaitingalbion.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
It wasn't often amongst my duties.

[identity profile] hippocraticly.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And yet you cooked that rat you caught :| ]

There are plenty of people here who can help you learn. It'll be a nice life lesson for you.

[identity profile] awaitingalbion.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
I think I'm tired of life lessons. Even without the leech tanks, you do sound a bit like Gaius, sometimes.

[identity profile] hippocraticly.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that must mean it's a necessary trait amongst doctors.

[identity profile] awaitingalbion.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Or amongst old men.

[It's out before he even realizes it.]